That's how much time I spent writing this commentary, just a few minutes after I heard someone say Trump dodged a bullet. and that is ALL it will get from me.
Once again I see it is up to me to "Go First" again.
Trump shot eh? Yawn. Not buying it. Don't react.
This happened so you would not notice that 40 banks in China just VANISHED at the same time, (all absorbed into larger ones. But China appears to be just pretending all their confused customers simply have dementia.) I have read that China's economy is about 13% of the global total. If true, let's just say 'not a good thing'.
Also, the fences are back up in DC. I live nearby. It's a thing. Either they are nervous or they think we are.
I have been saying for a week or so now that the plan has always been to just skip having another 'selection'. The hubris these people are capable of is nothing if not impressive. Maybe from their perspective, elections cycles are a waste of time when 'Full-on-Hitler' is where you really wanna be.
And shut up all you psychics. This 'event' was pretty foreseeable even back when Chump was playing a President on another reality TV show some of you still like a whole lot. "It's gonna happen" does in fact become a bit anti-climactic after hearing the same people repeat that for ten years ya know. (Much like heat waves in the summer.)
And we also have had certain 'people', (I'll call them social influencers), predicting a July 'event' for a month or so now. But before that it was an 'November surprise'.
And before that it was a 'black swan event'.
Umm, hello?
They all happened. (In case you didn't notice while you have been 'cliff-hanging'.)
We also heard Biden saying some really stupid things, (comparatively speaking) that some folks now believe is proof that implies 'Sleepy Joe' put out a hit on some Chump. (because people who cannot recall not being a black woman voter recently do shit like that constantly.)
Then there is Elon Muskrat giving a Trump SuperPac a boatload of cash just prior to this, (because it is a fashion thing that makes everyone with a 600 billion net worth want to sign a head-wound bandage.) Masons have cornerstones, Jews have weeping walls… I get it.
Does anyone know if getting you ear pierced in this manner qualifies Chump for a Purple Heart?
Because if it doesn't well, it damn sure ought to!
Although its not all that prestigious a distinction as it once was, since everyone running the clown show lethally injected, (in some cases eight or more times), have been walking around (if they can still walk) with purple hearts since 2021!
But as an idea, purple is the new gold, which means;
Once again I see it is up to me to "Go First" again.
Trump shot eh? Yawn. Not buying it. Don't react.
This happened so you would not notice that 40 banks in China just VANISHED at the same time, (all absorbed into larger ones. But China appears to be just pretending all their confused customers simply have dementia.) I have read that China's economy is about 13% of the global total. If true, let's just say 'not a good thing'.
Also, the fences are back up in DC. I live nearby. It's a thing. Either they are nervous or they think we are.
I have been saying for a week or so now that the plan has always been to just skip having another 'selection'. The hubris these people are capable of is nothing if not impressive. Maybe from their perspective, elections cycles are a waste of time when 'Full-on-Hitler' is where you really wanna be.
And shut up all you psychics. This 'event' was pretty foreseeable even back when Chump was playing a President on another reality TV show some of you still like a whole lot. "It's gonna happen" does in fact become a bit anti-climactic after hearing the same people repeat that for ten years ya know. (Much like heat waves in the summer.)
And we also have had certain 'people', (I'll call them social influencers), predicting a July 'event' for a month or so now. But before that it was an 'November surprise'.
And before that it was a 'black swan event'.
Umm, hello?
They all happened. (In case you didn't notice while you have been 'cliff-hanging'.)
We also heard Biden saying some really stupid things, (comparatively speaking) that some folks now believe is proof that implies 'Sleepy Joe' put out a hit on some Chump. (because people who cannot recall not being a black woman voter recently do shit like that constantly.)
Then there is Elon Muskrat giving a Trump SuperPac a boatload of cash just prior to this, (because it is a fashion thing that makes everyone with a 600 billion net worth want to sign a head-wound bandage.) Masons have cornerstones, Jews have weeping walls… I get it.
Does anyone know if getting you ear pierced in this manner qualifies Chump for a Purple Heart?
Because if it doesn't well, it damn sure ought to!
Although its not all that prestigious a distinction as it once was, since everyone running the clown show lethally injected, (in some cases eight or more times), have been walking around (if they can still walk) with purple hearts since 2021!
But as an idea, purple is the new gold, which means;
"That ol grey mare just ain't what he used to be,
ain't what he used to be,
ain't what he used to be…"
Yep, If I actually thought of a publicity stunt before he did, I'd wager that means the Chumpster, should he become president, is likely to be showing more familiar signs that he might also become rather "Biden-like" himself next year.
Finally, not to be left out, is idiot Tucker Carlson, with his weirdly adolescent, somewhat chipmunk-like face and the same bad haircut he's had since his high school yearbook photo was taken. Mere minutes after the shot heard round the internet, Tucker was popping up on every screen I saw, where he was claiming credit for accurately 'predicting' this.
(Because saying such things is not at all stupid, nor incriminating in the least if, on occasion, you also happen to go out in public wearing a doily on your head.)
Oh come the fuck on -- you wall worshiping… guy, you. Whatta... (you know).
I'll make my own news, thank you. And as far as real intel goes, I will be considering anything BUT the ghastly glow of gaslight!
I am going with fake shooter, fake blood, fake attack, and I will pile that opinion on top of fake medicine, fake news, fake political savior, fake Biden, fake jobs, fake inflation reduction, fake flu, fake virus…[gasp]… artificial intelligence, fake war in Ukraine, fake eggs, bananas and watermelons, fake climate change, fake pandemic, fake meat, fake regulatory agencies, fake First 'lady' Michael...
Need I go on?
I hope at least some of you also noticed that of the 8 shots being reported, none of those 'sound effects' hit anyone BEHIND Trump. EIGHT. Last I checked, bullets fly in straight lines everywhere except that one Angelina Joliet flick. There was a crowd around him, behind him, same level as him…, just not any Secret Service dudes, (where they would just be in the way I'm guessing) But I am supposed to overlook the fact that with so many targets, any sniper close enough or good enough to graze him once, can't hit anything, or anyone else nearby with the rest of that clip? Ya, right. Pfft. Whatever.
Would someone just cue the disaffected Palestinian shooters domestic terrorist manifesto story and just get it over with? You know, the one that neatly explains why this happened, that the intel guys always draft up flawlessly, that they always find scribbled on a cocktail napkin literally minutes after any bullshit stunt like this, in which any active shooter involved collapses instantly, stone cold dead, the instant any 'rigger' pulls any 'trigger' in any ''Breaking News' episode you can still name, in any of the Gilligan's Island re-runs we have been watching the last 20 years since I gave a shit enough to become as vocal as I am today…
So the pirates and 'CON-gressmen' can start locking some shit down again? (Like gun owners, gun shops, gun manufacturers, etc. )
If anyone cannot see this pattern by now, after all of the over-the-top shit, that has followed THE EXACT SAME PATTERN the last few years, then perhaps you never will. I believe it just may not be possible for such people.
But for those that do see this for what it is -- Remember to duck and cover when the ones that can start the hot civil war the 'Capitol Hill Gang' want, who will provide a reason to cue the use of military [you-name-it] to kill Americans MORE effectively, and even faster than 'warp speed'.
Everyone remembers 'Operation Warp Speed' riiight???
(I'm talking to all you Chumpers, out there right now, giving thanks to whoever you bribe for results.)
I got a trivia tip for you. The headliner in that op wasn't Captain Kirk, but he did have some familiar mannerisms.
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